THIS MODERN DAY WILDERBEAST…..
Needs to get hit by a fuckin’ truck and get off pop cultures radar. Seriously, I’ve had enough of this mexican-esq oompa loompa, since when did disgustingly ugly people get famous? I miss the vain and pretentious world where you had to be insanely good looking to get any kind of fame or notoriety. So thanks morons who watch this show and feed the demon, you’re really doing your due diligence in making the rest of the world hate us.
If you look forward to watching the “Jersey Shore” (STOP CALLING IT THAT! I’ve lived in NJ my whole life and you know where i go on the weekends? THE FUCKING BEACH!), then i look forward to you getting a flunutrazepam surprise from some greased up, glittered tapout shirt wearing, orange faced, fuckin douchebag down in BELLLMAAAAHHH, or for the guys some leather faced, bump it having, exceeding the maximus weight limit for spandex sea turtle, and then having to make that call to Benson and Stabler in the morning.
Fuck you and fuck the “Jersey Shore” (STOP CALLING IT THAT!)